Why my sister-in-law and I aren't... let's say close
Off the top of my head:
1. I have NEVER in the 19 years around the family, heard her gafaw. Belly laugh. Nothing.
2. She sent us Christmas presents BEFORE THANKSGIVING
3. She doesn't allow her waif-like 2-year-old to eat all the fruit and veggies she wants.
4. She can't play board games well.
5. She has asked me a total of maybe four questions in my life (besides 'Where's ....?" or "what time is it?"
6. She is boring. I think of her like a slice of white bread: looks good but nothing to it.
7. She doesn't like me/doesn't get me
8. And being around her, and her family, I am not as good of a person as I should be.